do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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