But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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