his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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