shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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