did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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