I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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