just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
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There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
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they won't let me drive with my sombrero
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
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