dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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