Dual....:-)
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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