I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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