Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Just pee around me
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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