so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
