When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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