another moral hangover. fuck.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
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he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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