She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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