I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
True strength comes from lack of pants
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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