brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
i think im in europe. pls send help
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
