So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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