Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
The air taste purple.
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