This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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