THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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