I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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