i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
my being single is dangerous.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
