All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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