i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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