I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
