And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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