He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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