i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
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i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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