Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
You made out with two different species that night
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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