If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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