I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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