I can't watch pbs sober anymore
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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