when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
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I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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