You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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