So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
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just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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