Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
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I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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