Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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