He kissed a someone with a penis
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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