I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
