one two three fourrrrnication!
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
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I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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