were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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