waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
lets start a swedish sibling band together
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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