He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
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I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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