also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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