Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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