Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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