i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
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my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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