I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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