just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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