She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
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Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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