I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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