sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
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