Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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