How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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