white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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