i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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