Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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